-The theme of my message here tonight is redemption. The grace of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is still relevant to those of you that have been Christians since the age of four, a wondrous message that needs to be shared (etc.)(or some such other similar message).
-Worship God, be the salt of the earth, and remember to come back to the Lord to confess your many sins. (oh how many they are, were; who can really tell [other than the all important God (who sees all)])
-Walk the countryside saying 'Jesus have mercy on me, a sinner'

Eight grade this was it for me: penitence and evangelism.
Ninth Grade I began to drink.